Hakulator 

The Hakulator is the person you speak with when you have a numbers question about Rage Of Bahamut. The Hakulator is the Rage Of Bahamut calculator and can give you exact numbers involved in the game.

for any all rage related questions, ask the Hakulator

example questions to ask the Hakulator;
how much of an attack can my defense withstand?
Whats the percent boost does my massive boost to Holy War points give?
What is the highest my attack can get with Vice leader boost?

Hakulator by human calculator January 23, 2014

haklatard

Haklatard is another version of 'Chutiya'

Haklatard works as a toilet cleaner. In India they are known as 'Bhangi'

Haklatard dying to watch SRK's facial expression in Rakesh Sharma's biopic after SRK removes his helmet on the moon surface.

Haklatard

haklatard by HNY Best Film Ever May 2, 2018

Halculator

A term used to describe the giant complicated graphing calculators of yesteryear. They are often discontinued and are loaned out for you to use for the day by your public school math teachers.

This is a meme in reference to 2001: A Space Odyssey, comparing the calculator to that of HAL 9000, the giant supercomputer around which the series revolves. Hence, you have HAL + calculator equaling HALculator.

Mrs. D loaned Marc an enormous TI-82 out of her class set of +10 year-old calculators for use on the Algebra 2 final. "Mrs. D, what is this, A Space Odyssey?" said Marc. "How am I supposed to work this Halculator?"

Halculator by Marc P. June 11, 2006

headulator 

When the dumbass uses their head to try to calculate a number.

Employee: "Well, when I did it in my head, 2+2 was 13. Is that not correct?"

Boss: "WTF dumbass, my headulator says 6, maybe you need a new printer ribbon put in your headulator. "

headulator by JACinOR March 2, 2023

Harvulator

A specific variation of the Perkolator dance done by someone with the name Harvey. Often used as a victory or celebratory dance.

After Harvey fixed the car, he stood back and did the Harvulator

Harvulator by PumpkinEscobar July 18, 2010

hambulatory 

Similar to ambulatory but dissimilar in the fact that the person in question cannot even move due to obesity (i.e. too much ham)

Man, that fat girl in the roundabout is totally hambulatory!

hambulatory by vercingetorix November 27, 2013