What School Teachers, Staff, and all School Adult members say to any given member of the student male population when they are anywhere within the distance of 4 inches from any given member of the student female population.
Billy: So Jane, I'll see you after school ok?
Jane: Ok billy, i love you.
*They hug and kiss*
Teacher: BILLY, IM REPORTING YOU FOR SEXUAL HARRISMENT!
Billy: What? shes my girlfri-
Teacher: Thats a referral for disrespecting authority by talking back to your teacher, and sexually harrising a girl!
A statement, said with such profound confidence that the listener takes it to be the truth. The statement is likely to be untrue. Usually on obscure facts, that most people are unsure of.