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hatchling 

A term for Escape from Tarkov players that don't bring any gear in to a raid, playing the game with no risk and reaping all the rewards. The term arose from these players wielding only a tomahawk, a weapon not lost upon death. Usually fast little fuckers that sprint to high loot areas like Kiba or key spawns, robbing players with big dick energy of valuable loot. They communicate in wiggles and expect not to be shot at. They sure do make great target practice though!

Remember - every hatchling left alive is just another geared dude that'll try and clap you.
"I see players! Running right, towards dorms!"
"I have visual, just a bunch of hatchlings."
"Got 'em. They're down."

"Hey that guy is wiggling at me!"
"Just kill him, fucking hatchling."

"NiKiTa, NeRf HaTcHlInGs, ThEy'Re Not PlAyInG tHe GaMe RiGhT!!!1"

harshing my vibe 

bringin me down
making me sad
distressing me
causing me anguish, torment, or a general lack of zen
dude put the machete down and leave the furby alone you are so harshing my vibe

Harlington Upper School

A place that is so bad that nobody wants to go.
Me: "noooooo I have to go to Harlington Upper School"
Everyone: "noooooooo"

harshing my mellow 

Bringing down my good mood.
I didn't like her.. she was really harshing my mellow, man.
harshing my mellow by Julia May 7, 2005

Earthling Ed

When on the outside you seem very calm and collected, but on the inside, you are fuming and raging with anger.
While it may not seem it, he was Earthling Eding inside.
Earthling Ed by The Macaw May 19, 2020

Haithing 

1) the exercise of financial freedom
2) the practice of annoying kaveh
“That’s my secret Kaveh, i’m always haithing”
Haithing by Kavehfan June 7, 2023