Hartford ct 

Ok lets go:
1) the realest city in the whold muthafuckin world: Hartford, CT
2) all yall haters who stay trashing talkin ct come down to Hartford, New Britain, New Haven or sumthing nd say tht shidd i bet u will get a cap in ur ass
3) many people be sayin o ct ppl is all snobbish; fuck off cuz not everybody is like tht, dont get me wrong there is some snobbish bishes in ct

4)you know ur in hartford when theres a cornerstore on everycorner
5)ok so i was on this site nd i read all this shid bout ct being the richest nd wat not :D tht good; but then some stanky asz hoe was like we dont donate to charities nd shid; who ever said tht need to sit down nd shut the hell up
6)true fact: ct may have some of the richest ppl in it but guess wat we alsso have some of the poorest
7) BASKETBALL NATION: WHOOOOOO GO UCONN MEN ND WOMEN
8) hartford is like napolian: small but strong soooooo........ watch out bitches
9) WE SOME BADD BISHES

boquisha: gurll u heard them bishes talkin bout Hartford ct last time

trenicia: mhmm, i punched a bitch for sayin shit like tht aint nobody bout to say tht shid while im rite here

Hartford ct by BaD_bItCh_Of~~~Ct October 5, 2011

new hartford, ct 

New Hartford, CT is a wee settlement that is somewhere in the northwest corner of Connecticut between the towns of Winsted and Torrington. The downtown area consists of three of four dilapidated buildings/adobes, a Dunkin Doughnuts and a fake Italian pizza restaurant. It is nestled alongside of the Farmington River and is projected to collapse into the river - thus falling off the face of the earth.
New Hartfordians generally consists of rebel raggies/raggy that have tried to escape Torrington and Winsted in search of improved lives - but strangely spend the rest of their lives trying to find there way back into these communities through the pursuit, and abuse, of drugs.
New Hartford’s main imports are crystal meth, heroin, crack/cocaine and pot. Its main exports consist of lost teenagers who are struggling with their identity and cannot figure out weather they are black or white, tricks or hoes, junkies or flunkies. New Hartford youth directly contribute to the poverty rate and the increasing incarceration population of America. Thankfully their educational system practices genocide - I mean should.
Nightlife consists of ONE bar and it is GAY. It serves as a herding enclave for the scum of America and ugly chicks.

a) yo, lets get wet at chatterlys tonight in new hartford, ct? everyone is home for the holidays...
b) lets burn down chatterly's tonight?
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new hartford, ct by truthbetold December 3, 2007

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004