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harrypottersexual 

Somebody that is only attracted to people from Harry Potter.
Mostly Draco Malfoy.
Boy: Can I have your phone number?
Girl: NO, I am harrypottersexual!
harrypottersexual by .Lizy. December 21, 2020

harrypotterology 

Harry Potter related trivia, that some people seem to know, and others don't. Usually stuff that isn't essential to the understanding of the story.
Hey man, what does Ron Weasley's mother's cousin do for fun?

I don't know. I'm not up on my harrypotterology

Harry Pooper 

When the female is lying naked on her back and the male riding a broomstick charges into her, shoving the broom up her butt while screaming "FOR GRYFFINDOR!"
Example 1: I gave my girl a Harry Pooper once and now anytime she hears the Harry Potter theme music she clenches up while yelling “No Hagrid, NO!

Example 2: I refused to tell my boyfriend that "he’s a wizard" during sex so while I was sleeping he gave me a Harry Pooper...I still have splinters.
Harry Pooper by CharmingDanger June 15, 2018

HARRYPOTTERLESS

The inability to attend the midnight showing of the final harry potter movie.
OMG! I WAS HARRYPOTTERLESS ON JULY 14!!
HARRYPOTTERLESS by Wwehtpoahge July 13, 2011

harrypottering

To wait in line for hours, most usually costumed, to receive an early release of some sexed up book/video game/movie, or other medium for geekgasming.
I just went harrypottering to be the first to get Eclipse! I want to donkeypunch Edward Cullen I love him so much!
harrypottering by Dr Ebay October 16, 2008