Harry Potter vs. Twilight

There are a lot of fights and arguments about Harry Potter vs. Twilight.

First of all, though I'm a huge Potterhead -fan of Harry Potter Books-, and think Twilight is just waste of paper and time, Harry Potter Books and Films belong to the category Fantasy/Fantastic, Twilight Books and Films are based on the category Romance.

But, if we are going to argue abot the books by their written language and originality, of course -sorry Twilight fans- Harry Potter Books are the winner of the argument.

Plus, sorry but, vampires do not sparkle.

Harry Potter vs. Twilight

Example 1:
Twihard:OMG EDWARD HOW COULD YOU BE IN SUCH A BAD MOVIE CALLED HARRY POTTER!YOU BELONG TO THE TWILIGHT SERIE!!!
Potterhead:Honey, even Robert Pattinson said that he enjoyed acting Cedric rather than Edward.

Example 2:
Twihard:Bella Swan is such a strong gir-
Potterhead:ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!SHE WAS ABOUT TO JUMP OFF A CLIFF BECAUSE HER BOYFRIEND DUMPED HER!PLUS, IF BELLA IS STRONG, HERMIONE IS THE GODDES OF THE TERM STRONG!SHE FOUGHT FOR HER SCHOOL, HER BEST FRIEND EVEN THE TIME HER LOVE LEFT HER!DON'T YOU DARE TO SAY THAT EVER AGAIN!
Twihard:*Slowly goes backwards* Okay... *Runs away*

Harry Potter vs. Twilight by Heaven Ximena April 11, 2015

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Harry Potter vs. Twilight Rules

A set of rules that must be followed when you are wearing a Harry Potter shirt and one of your classmates/friends/family members are wearing a Twilight shirt.

1. You cannot talk to this person.
2. You cannot tell them about the rules, they either know or they don't. If you tell them about the rules, there will be a penalty.
3. You may talk to them if and only if you are telling them that you cannot talk to them, or telling them that it is against the rules.
4. The rules must be followed, it doesn't matter if it's your mom, dad, best friend, dog, it doesn't matter.
5. If they start making fun of your shirt, you may talk to them just to tell them off or argue.
6. You must defend your shirt.
7. If necessary, you may spill something/spit on their shirt.

Today on the bus, Bob was wearing a Team Jacob shirt, I was wearing a Gryffindor shirt. I had to follow the Harry Potter vs. Twilight rules for the rest of the day.

Harry Potter vs. Twilight Rules by TeamHP December 30, 2010

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harry potter vs twilight

the act of pissing off harry potter fans by saying twilight is better than harry potter and giving illegible or very stupid reasons.(for trolling purposes)

troll:lmao harry potter is so stupid its about a stupid asshole.twilight is so much better.
harry potter fan:and how exactly is it better than the best selling and my personal favorite book.
troll:it has vampires and sparkles.need i say more.
harry potter fan:are you retarded
(harry potter vs twilight)

harry potter vs twilight by semi456 November 27, 2010

Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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