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Harry Potter Fanfiction 

Dobby shifted closer to Hermione. She begged him to plunge his pulsing, 6 foot long dick into her cavernous meat sack. She craved the pleasure that would come with his tip brushing against her most sensitive areas. Why are you still reading?
"Ah yes, Steve reads Harry Potter Fanfiction. Steve likes men"
"Oh my, I just jacked off to a graphic short filming describing in depth the texture of Dobby's balls. Whoopsie"
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harry potter fan fiction 

losers who write porn on the internet
dobby slowly inserted his long shlong into hermione, hermione moaned she loved it, she had never had such sexual intercourse, hagrid entered the room ''hi everyo-'' dobby was scared ''hagrid?'' he snapped his fingers and dissapeared dobby was gone... wHaT tHe FuCk WERE YOU JACKING OFF TO THIS???
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Harry Potter Fan Fiction 

Fucking Losers lmao

example: Dobby slowly inserted his throbbing rock hard cock into hermione, she gasped and grabbed the sheets, she loved it, dobby put both his miniscule hands around her waist, and with a nice gasp, he pushed in deeper, hermione has never had someone so deep into her before, she was moaning louder than a goat being put into a woodchipper, her pussy was stuffed with dobby, dobby had brought his friend, Johnny sins and Vincent Toro, Johnny inserted his penis into her mouth and Vincent went under hermione and put his penis into hermione's ass, she was stuffed from every angle, every hole filled, even her little pink one, with one loud moan, she made them all cum, she was stuffed to the brim, every hole filled with cum, before you could say "Harry Potter Fan Fiction is Overrated". Every. Single. Hole. was filled, everything, she was a human cum dumpster, people would come in and use her, she is a cum dumpster, what. a. whore.
man he plays Osu! hes probably also a Harry Potter Fan Fiction Writer

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026