harrisonism 

A phrase used to turn around any bad situation to show the bright side. Used by optimists trying to make people feel better! :)

Here are some examples of harrisonisms:

You might not have made the football team, but at least you have more time for homework! :)

There might be a test today, but at least that means we don't have a lecture! :)

harrisonism by Germaniac February 13, 2010

Harrisonism 

When a persons accent changes the pronunciation or meaning of a word

"If you were eating a burrito filled with a churro and a dead r'coon in it I would still keep you from brushing your teeth"
"R'coon, nice harrisonism"

Harrisonism by Harrison31 November 14, 2014

Harrisonism 

A personality trait of entitled people who are annoying and do not like short people

He doesn't like short people so he has Harrisonism

Harrisonism by Marching Ghosts May 23, 2023

Harrisonism 

The worshiping of Chiefs starting kicker, Harrison Butker

Sorry bro, I cant go to your church, I practice harrisonism

Harrisonism by PatrickMahomesWorshipper April 21, 2025

Harrisoning 

1. The act of being overly creepy, as in liking every status on someone's facebook or commenting every picture a girl has on her profile.

2. Slang for Stalking, Harrassing or Creeping

Me-"Dude Stop Harrisoning Me"
Stalker-"I'm not being creepy"
Me-"Yes you are"
Stalker-"I just like everything about you"

Harrisoning by itsmelissafoos September 10, 2009

harrisoning 

Some one caught in the act of throwing object

I was grounded for harrisoning that window

harrisoning by ive benn caught September 23, 2010

Harrisism 

Harrisism is a servere form of negativeness. You see everything as bad and have no hope in life and can never be bothered to do anything.

People who have Harrisism will more than likely moan about everythingm including work conditions, tiredness, boredem & girlfriends. They will also arrange to do things, they will sound excited about this arrangement of events, however on the day of the event they will pull out and not go due to them being tired or just can't be assed.

99% of people who have found to Harrismism are of an ethnic race, or for all you racists out there.......Black, Nigger, Nig Nog or Gollywog.

Example 1

Person A(Nigger): "Work is so shit, I fucking hate it here. I just wanna go home and sleep!"

Person B: "Well if you think your job is so shit why don't you get off your lazy black ass and get a new one!"

Person A(Nigger): "i can't be assed. Oh and not many places hire niggers so theres no point in applying."

Person B: "Yo Nigger, you got such a bad case of Harrisism you make fucking Sick! Get your Visa and fuck off out the country, I'm calling Immagration!"

Harrisism by Steve Smith of London January 14, 2008