hartnetting

A person who locks himself away in a room away from all social activities. All they do is lay down on their bed and jack off up to 8 times a day while looking at his 8th pair of new shoes. But most of all it is a chubby o'l unsocial poon who needs nothing but isolation, a hand ready jack off with, and a shoe to give himself anal with.

A man has been hartnetting for the past three weeks now and his shoes now smell like butthole.

by hot bitches2376999 April 22, 2014

Harrietting

The practice of perving seemingly straight-laced but probably quite dirty women usually employed in publishing.

Pete: You coming to the pub Dave?

Dave: No mate, it's kicking out time at Farago and I've got a solid hour's Harrietting booked in.

by Big Binoculars February 18, 2009