hartnetting

A person who locks himself away in a room away from all social activities. All they do is lay down on their bed and jack off up to 8 times a day while looking at his 8th pair of new shoes. But most of all it is a chubby o'l unsocial poon who needs nothing but isolation, a hand ready jack off with, and a shoe to give himself anal with.

A man has been hartnetting for the past three weeks now and his shoes now smell like butthole.

hartnetting by hot bitches2376999 April 22, 2014

Harrietting 

The practice of perving seemingly straight-laced but probably quite dirty women usually employed in publishing.

Pete: You coming to the pub Dave?

Dave: No mate, it's kicking out time at Farago and I've got a solid hour's Harrietting booked in.

Harrietting by Big Binoculars February 18, 2009