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16 definitions by Bob Jones

The act of anal sex with a kelt while yelling "bitch please"
Nick did you see when brian did the angry floyd last night?
by Bob Jones March 19, 2005
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The act of stick a pretzel up your ass and eating it.
Floyd did the dirty wertsie for only five dollars.
by Bob Jones March 19, 2005
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A slang definition for any materials used in the process of getting high.

Illegal drugs & Implements used to aid there injestion.
1) Can I nick one of your Splangstruments mate? (pointing at rizzla)

Any kind of drug, Pipes, Bongs, Raps, dodgy bagys, etc..
by Bob Jones April 15, 2005
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When having sex and the male is behind the female (i.e. doggy style) pull out before orgasming and then spit on her back. When she turns around you then shot on her face.
So I was doing my girlfriends sister last night, and then I gave her a fakey!
by Bob Jones November 25, 2003
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The BEST darn impact turn ever. Growth bad in a nutshell.
"Group the DAs, go straight down, here comes Ddev!"
by Bob Jones November 10, 2003
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Runescape God and icon worshiped by all who know him and loves to kill noobs with his friend Runeknight 95.
by Bob Jones January 9, 2005
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