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Hard Pee Pee 

Kelbdog gets hard pee pee watching surfing videos.
Hard Pee Pee by J-Bawlz September 27, 2008
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my pee-pee is hard

What a small child says to their parent when they get an erection

These are called "Baby Boners"
Kid- "Mommy my pee-pee is hard"

Mom- "Oh dear god"

pee hard - Urinary Erectosis 

1. Thats when you wake up in the morning with a RAGING hard on as a result of the need to pee. It really has nothing to do with hormones... truly a mystery to us men. We just kind of wake up sometimes and think "awwwww NUTS I wanted to stay in bed, now I got to get rid of this thing by taking a pee." Even worse is the physical manuevers one must use in order to point the erection DOWNWARD. The average fellow knows nothing of acrobatics, but I would think a mans pee hard tactics are as unique as a finger print. I myself start with a brisk walk to warm the muscles and of coarse a few squat thrusts followed by a good stretch. I then remove my garments, place myself infront of the bathroom sink and raise my arms directly up towards the sky. In one fell swoop I give it one good cartwheel to the left which places me in a hand stand precisely infront of my toilet. I then exhale slowly, and begin urinating. I have found that listening to Mozart can sort of get things flowing.

2. Captain of the star ship Enterprise.
"pee hard - Urinary Erectosis"
Well an example would be of the time either your brother or dad woke up with one. Its best to talk to them about it.

Why The fuck my Peepee hard 

A great way to start a conversation with your dad
"Hey dad, why the fuck my Peepee Hard?"
"You're my daughter"
"I have questions my body's changing"
"This is normal"

Yo why the fuck my peepee hard 

Used to question why you get aroused to some sick fucking shit. A question to be asked when your homie is going through puberty a bit late.
A: Yo why the fuck my peepee hard?
B: Nigga your body is changing
or
A: Yo why the fuck my peepee hard after seeing these banging anime tiddies?

Why my peepee hard and long??? 

This is when you get a boner. And when you high on crack.
Why my peepee hard and long??? Said the man on crack
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