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Hard Dad 

A term used to describe a parent (of a teenager) who doesn’t tolerate any disobedience.

(They have the Power to literally crush bones by squeezing your limbs)

If they gain knowledge of you doing something you shouldn't, expect a nasty call or answer one message, or even a threatening note when you get home.

Sometimes they may even come and collect you, and you will suffer a silent ride home.

Lads especially need to be on the look out, when they are with the Hard Dad’s daughters.

-This could result in serious pain and/or humiliation-
(your at this chicks house party)
Holy shit, Hard Dads back and hes gonna kill us all
Hard Dad by BlGBUCK July 31, 2009
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Dad-Hard 

When you pride yourself on having too many IPA's on a certain night.
Oof, he went Dad-Hard last night, had one too many IPA's.
Dad-Hard by LatentDenis November 18, 2022

hard daddy

A dominant male who is controlling to his submissives.
Bruto is such a hard daddy disciplining his submissives!
hard daddy by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016

fuck me hard daddy 

A slang sentence a girl/ woman uses to make her soul mate (boyfriend or girlfriend) have sex with them harder as is fast un controlable fucking

daddy fm so hard 

You might hear this from girls or boys. My coworker has a friend who says this to him all the time.
daddy fm so hard
“i’m on my way”
daddy fm so hard by daddyfuckme69 September 5, 2019

DADDY OH YES ITS GETTING SO HARD INSIDE OF MY PUSSY 

go touch grass you horny bitch
go to church you pervert for searching DADDY OH YES ITS GETTING SO HARD INSIDE OF MY PUSSY
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026