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Haqib is an adjective used for people who are most easily offended and petulant. This type of person is usually head over heels over every single pejorative used against him and as an act of resistance he cries like a toddler. A contender for the CEO of Panda Fighting Club.

Mark: "Wow Jack, you're such a Haqib."
Jack: "WOW. You're butthurt, aren't you? I know you are butthurt haha. Don't even try to hide it. I know you're triggered, lolz!"

Haqib by Sania Jamil October 6, 2021

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Alpha Panda Haqib Shakib

Alpha Panda Haqib Shakib is an adjective used to describe people who are the most sensitive, pretentious and as vulnerable as a panda. Known to be the most weirdest person when interacting with girls. This person is also the CEO of Panda Fighting Club.

Guy 1 - "Dude, so I was watching over a conversation in a chat and this one guy kept backbiting about me to a girl he has barely ever talked with!"
Guy 2 - "It is highly possible that that person was an Alpha Panda Haqib Shakib."

Alpha Panda Haqib Shakib by Sania Jamil September 20, 2021

Related Words

Haqib • Alpha Panda Haqib Shakib • habibi • Habib • Habiba • halibut • haribo • habibo • Haibo • haliburton

Alpha Panda Haqib Shakib

The official gamer tag of KMN Nazmus Haqib. CEO of Panda Fighting Club.

Guy 1 - "this alpha panda haqib shakib guy is throwing such lame jokes around."
Guy 2 - "I know right, how does he even get patta?"

Alpha Panda Haqib Shakib by FactuallyCorrect September 19, 2021

Haib

Adjective referring to one's state of mind under the influence of marijuana.

Synonyms include: high, baked, faded, etc...
Usually coined with the adverb 'so', in order to describe a greater 'high'.

"Bruce, I am so haib right now"

or
"Jesse, how haib am I right now?"

Haib by Le Rico July 25, 2014

Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears

The best-tasting super-laxative on the fucking planet. Will efficiently evacuate any fecal matter you have had in your bowels for the past five years. WARNING: MUST BE TAKEN IN SMALL DOSES. An overdose has been known to leave a 250-pound manly-man crying on the bathroom floor. Be careful.

Constipated Man: Hey, I'm plugged up. Can I get some Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears?

His Buddy: Yeah, here's a bag. Don't forget to only have a few.

Constipated Man: (Proceeds to eat entire 8-ounce bag)

TWO HOURS LATER

Constipated Man: (Laying on the floor crying) OMFG SATAN OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears by tcp3059 May 4, 2014

Habiby

"Habiby" is an arabic term used for guys to show the bromance and for a women to show romance which means "my love" or my true and only love.

You:Habiby lek how are you ?
Him/her: im great habiby what you been upto?

Habiby by Mourtada September 17, 2016

Habiba

The unicorn of human beings, they are unequivocally the best thing to exist.

Person 1:Wow Omg she is amazing, I wish I was as cool as her

Person 2: well that's just classic Habiba

Habiba by KFCbae April 8, 2017

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026