Haqib is an adjective used for people who are most easily offended and petulant. This type of person is usually head over heels over every single pejorative used against him and as an act of resistance he cries like a toddler. A contender for the CEO of Panda Fighting Club.
Mark: "Wow Jack, you're such a Haqib."
Jack: "WOW. You're butthurt, aren't you? I know you are butthurt haha. Don't even try to hide it. I know you're triggered, lolz!"
Jack: "WOW. You're butthurt, aren't you? I know you are butthurt haha. Don't even try to hide it. I know you're triggered, lolz!"
by Sania Jamil October 6, 2021
Get the Haqib mug.Alpha Panda Haqib Shakib is an adjective used to describe people who are the most sensitive, pretentious and as vulnerable as a panda. Known to be the most weirdest person when interacting with girls. This person is also the CEO of Panda Fighting Club.
Guy 1 - "Dude, so I was watching over a conversation in a chat and this one guy kept backbiting about me to a girl he has barely ever talked with!"
Guy 2 - "It is highly possible that that person was an Alpha Panda Haqib Shakib."
Guy 2 - "It is highly possible that that person was an Alpha Panda Haqib Shakib."
by Sania Jamil September 20, 2021
Get the Alpha Panda Haqib Shakib mug.Guy 1 - "this alpha panda haqib shakib guy is throwing such lame jokes around."
Guy 2 - "I know right, how does he even get patta?"
Guy 2 - "I know right, how does he even get patta?"
by FactuallyCorrect September 19, 2021
Get the Alpha Panda Haqib Shakib mug.Adjective referring to one's state of mind under the influence of marijuana.
Synonyms include: high, baked, faded, etc...
Usually coined with the adverb 'so', in order to describe a greater 'high'.
Synonyms include: high, baked, faded, etc...
Usually coined with the adverb 'so', in order to describe a greater 'high'.
by Le Rico July 25, 2014
Get the Haib mug.The best-tasting super-laxative on the fucking planet. Will efficiently evacuate any fecal matter you have had in your bowels for the past five years. WARNING: MUST BE TAKEN IN SMALL DOSES. An overdose has been known to leave a 250-pound manly-man crying on the bathroom floor. Be careful.
Constipated Man: Hey, I'm plugged up. Can I get some Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears?
His Buddy: Yeah, here's a bag. Don't forget to only have a few.
Constipated Man: (Proceeds to eat entire 8-ounce bag)
TWO HOURS LATER
Constipated Man: (Laying on the floor crying) OMFG SATAN OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
His Buddy: Yeah, here's a bag. Don't forget to only have a few.
Constipated Man: (Proceeds to eat entire 8-ounce bag)
TWO HOURS LATER
Constipated Man: (Laying on the floor crying) OMFG SATAN OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by tcp3059 May 4, 2014
Get the Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears mug."Habiby" is an arabic term used for guys to show the bromance and for a women to show romance which means "my love" or my true and only love.
by Mourtada September 17, 2016
Get the Habiby mug.Person 1:Wow Omg she is amazing, I wish I was as cool as her
Person 2: well that's just classic Habiba
Person 2: well that's just classic Habiba
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