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Haqib is an adjective used for people who are most easily offended and petulant. This type of person is usually head over heels over every single pejorative used against him and as an act of resistance he cries like a toddler. A contender for the CEO of Panda Fighting Club.
Mark: "Wow Jack, you're such a Haqib."
Jack: "WOW. You're butthurt, aren't you? I know you are butthurt haha. Don't even try to hide it. I know you're triggered, lolz!"
Haqib by Sania Jamil October 6, 2021
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Alpha Panda Haqib Shakib 

Alpha Panda Haqib Shakib is an adjective used to describe people who are the most sensitive, pretentious and as vulnerable as a panda. Known to be the most weirdest person when interacting with girls. This person is also the CEO of Panda Fighting Club.
Guy 1 - "Dude, so I was watching over a conversation in a chat and this one guy kept backbiting about me to a girl he has barely ever talked with!"
Guy 2 - "It is highly possible that that person was an Alpha Panda Haqib Shakib."
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Alpha Panda Haqib Shakib 

The official gamer tag of KMN Nazmus Haqib. CEO of Panda Fighting Club.
Guy 1 - "this alpha panda haqib shakib guy is throwing such lame jokes around."
Guy 2 - "I know right, how does he even get patta?"
Adjective referring to one's state of mind under the influence of marijuana.

Synonyms include: high, baked, faded, etc...
Usually coined with the adverb 'so', in order to describe a greater 'high'.
"Bruce, I am so haib right now"

or
"Jesse, how haib am I right now?"
Haib by Le Rico July 25, 2014

Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears 

The best-tasting super-laxative on the fucking planet. Will efficiently evacuate any fecal matter you have had in your bowels for the past five years. WARNING: MUST BE TAKEN IN SMALL DOSES. An overdose has been known to leave a 250-pound manly-man crying on the bathroom floor. Be careful.
Constipated Man: Hey, I'm plugged up. Can I get some Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears?

His Buddy: Yeah, here's a bag. Don't forget to only have a few.

Constipated Man: (Proceeds to eat entire 8-ounce bag)

TWO HOURS LATER

Constipated Man: (Laying on the floor crying) OMFG SATAN OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Habiby" is an arabic term used for guys to show the bromance and for a women to show romance which means "my love" or my true and only love.
You:Habiby lek how are you ?
Him/her: im great habiby what you been upto?
Habiby by Mourtada September 17, 2016
The unicorn of human beings, they are unequivocally the best thing to exist.
Person 1:Wow Omg she is amazing, I wish I was as cool as her

Person 2: well that's just classic Habiba
Habiba by KFCbae April 8, 2017