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a male teacher that is really poor and likes it up the ass.
look at happle bending over to get the penny off of the ground but what he really is doing is getting other guy's to notice his ass.
happle by Andy October 14, 2004
Mix the Hen and apple, we call it Happle
Happle by Jstruggz May 21, 2008
An apple which is happy. This is a well known word among the internet jockeys. Google it under pictures to find the origins of the word.

(Happy+Apple=Happle)
I'm hungry, anyone want a happle?
Happle by pimpometer August 21, 2008
A happle is a happy person who hates other happy people. They typically are born in late October to mid November.
I aced my ap exam! All because I’m a happle.
Happle by hhhammon May 26, 2021

Nope don’t remember didn’t happen 

When the person you had a bonding moment with isn’t ready to accept they have feelings for you so they deny you cradling them in your arms.
“We had a bonding moment! I CRADLED YOU IN MY ARMS!” “nope don’t remember didn’t happen”

VAS HAPPENIN

a quote from former One Direction's Zayn Malik.
VAS HAPPENIN by tpwkblmalmlgbtq+lm September 21, 2020
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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