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Hans' Son 

A Hans' Son is someone who never did anything great but shows off like he's king, he claims to be he Hans but he falls short by lack in ability.Hans is the hard-working, intelligent father of which Hans' son, unduly rides the waves.
There goes Hans' son in his new BMW, skipping lectures and failing mean nothing to that boi
Hans' Son by Actroo November 2, 2023
Words you can keep
The act of shit talking a girl to your boys and then fucking her on the dl.
Wei Jin: Holy fuck look at how ugly that chick is....
(Wei Jin proceeds to hook up with said chick)
...Later:
Thomas: Wei Jin hasn't been home in 2 days now....
Kevin: ya, this guy's def been hanssoning... it's PISSING me off
hansson by yinker November 30, 2019

william hansson

William hansson is a beatiful name with a small penis. He has a warm heart with no soul. He drives mopebil to school. His friends like him cause he nice to other people.
william hansson by Ville fröberg December 12, 2016
Someone that is called "Hansson" is a real legend, super strong and gets all the girls.
-Person 1 Look it's hansson he's such a legend.

-Person 2 Yeah i know I wish I was like him!
Hansson by Saners78 May 7, 2018
It’s a great fucking lastname. People who called ”Hansson” often have a big ass. They are kind and will always be there for you.
Can you help me with the homework?
Of course I will always help you!
such an Hansson
Hansson by yourfatas October 18, 2019
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