Hangjack 

The act of hanging oneself whilst masterbating to enhance the experience. Also known as autoerotic asphyxiation.

Must be done with a spotter. (Preferably a man)

Everybody knows you need a spotter when you hangjack!

That hangjacker is so sad, he probably doesn't have a spotter.

Came home to find my son dead because he didn't have a spotter while hangjacking...

Hangjack by Joenoff November 13, 2023

hangback 

hanging up on a phone conversation partner just to call back their number to talk to another occupant of the home.

Grace, i'm going to hangback on you to talk to Julia!
You wouldn't!
Watch me!

hangback by Sawyer and Grace May 4, 2006

HangBack 

A person or thing that is relentless in his crusade against his own personal issues. Hangbacks are seen naturally in Highschool environments only because they are trapped there due to the lack of intellectual stimulation. It has been reported that he was the inspiration for the Make-A-Wish Foundation however no statistical evidence has confirmed it.

When he has been out whitted he was casually play it off as if it was his plan all along but beware he will stalk you for personal information to throw at you in the next encounter.

Your best defense would be a thesaurus because like all Hangbacks, they lack originality.

"i dont live off foodstamps tardfag- Hangback"

"(insert name here) go level tard - Hangback"

"Tardbringer your bad - Hangback"

"(insert guild name here) is full of bads lololololololol - Hangback"

HangBack by Toxictouch April 22, 2010

hangjacking

The act of autoerotic asphyxiation. When one chokes (hangs) themselves while masterbating to achieve a stronger orgasm. Hangjacking is best done with a spotter.

Dude was hangjacking in a dog costume and accidentally hung himself... He should've had a spotter...

hangjacking by Joenoff March 3, 2024

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019