Hanging Pickle

When your cock unknowingly sneaks out the side of your boxers while your lounging around watching Netflix.

Mom: Son you need to adjust
Son: What? Leave me alone I’m watching flix.

Mom: You got a hanging pickle.

Son: Shit!

Hanging Pickle by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019

hanging-pickles

A term used to describe the act of hanging out with no real intention or conviction of doing anything substantial.
It is derived from the process of 'pickling' a vegetable which is a long but not very laborious procedure i.e. pickling cabbage to get Kimchi.

*Commonly used in parts of North Western Europe.

Pacino: Hey Joe is there any sort of fun/activities happening today?

Joe: No, zilch to do.... I'm so bored.

Pacino: Wanna go up the road and sit in the park?

Joe: Yeah! I'm up for hanging-pickles.

Pacino: Let me just grab my jacket.

hanging-pickles by Butch Cassidy's Sundance Kid May 15, 2014

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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