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Handlism 

The defacing of another persons hand by means of drawing pictures or painting one's nails while the victim is asleep or unaware.
Mr.Reyes said he'd give out detentions for anyone screwing around, Sleeping or Handlism.
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Discrimination against a certain group of people based on their dominant hand.
"I can accept your inability to multitask, you're right handed after all," a friend said to another. "Hey that's not fair! That's handism!" the friend replied.
Handism by 7anooch November 23, 2011
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Descrimination between the left and right hands.
Handism is a growing problem in today's society. Right-handers may not realize it, but that doesn't mean it doesn't exist.
handism by LacieM September 4, 2005
The belief that all people that use a specific hand possess characteristics or abilities specific to that Hand, esp. so as to distinguish it as inferior or superior
Righties have always thought they were better than Lefties... its Handism.
Handism by lmtdlifetimewrnt April 10, 2009

handyism 

A sincere statement of interest, excitement, or encouragment that is mistakenly interpreted as sarcasm due to unintentional vocal intonation and/or eyebrow movement.

Antonym: Back-handyism.
Handyisms include (but are not limited to) one-word reactions such as: "Seriously?" "Really?" and "Definitely."
handyism by jeniflower72 April 21, 2009

handlisha 

Handlisha is the name of your hand that you jacked off with
Oh, yeah me and handlisha had sex yesterday.
handlisha by Old handcock April 30, 2021
“this girl is so handlsme. she looks like julie!”
handlsme by drool ee January 28, 2024
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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