Handispa 

Two possible meanings to the delighfull word.
1. Someone of less the standard intelegence in the act of doing something handicapt

2. A basin of cooling water to relax ones muscles after an extensive sporting session.
Or the more practicle use of relaxing your hand after jerking the berk for hours upon end

Paris Hilton was quite the Handispa when she taped her sexual relations with that black dude for everyone to jerk off too.

Handispa by Hatler Christ1 May 7, 2009

handiparking 

Any able bodied Person that knowingly parks in a handicap parking space solely for the purpose of making it more convenient and handy to them.

Any able bodied Person that gets caught handiparking will surely get a ticket.
If you park in a handicap parking space without any sort of proof of disability, you are considered to be handiparking.

handiparking by Robert Michael Hensel April 13, 2008

Handisnacks Kid 

A person of lesser or limited mental capacity. Referencing the popular catchphrase of the late 1990s, “you gotta hand it to a Handisnacks Kid”, the act of “handing it to” a Handisnacks Kid refers to regularly providing the individual with cognitive assistance;a retard

Hey kids, can my boy swing with you?
Him?! He can pound sand!
Hold on man, we have to let him swing.
Why?!
Look at him. He’s a “Handisnacks Kid”. We’ll get in trouble if we don’t let him swing.

Handisnacks Kid by Star_Index_Media March 28, 2022

Handislapped 

1.A handicapped person.
2.A handicapped parking spot
3. A ticket you get for parking in a handicapped parking spot.

Hey Jed, would you bone that chick even though shes handislapped?

I can't park there because its handislapped.

Handislapped by Curtiss December 29, 2006

Handipatic 

Antipatic but also handicap

De ce esti mah handipatic?

Handipatic by janozs gyury May 10, 2019

handisped 

Proununced "handy-sped"

Refering to a "handicapted" and "specially education" person. One of the most offensive disses. Used when the person has displayed either mental and/or physical retardedness or stupidness.

Achmed: Pass me the dart, and I'll do a one-timer.
Abu: Ali Baba, Achmed! You are such a handisped, there isn't no one-timers in darts.

handisped by Barret K March 1, 2006

handisnacked 

One that is overly obese and is incapable of preforming everday tasks due to large consumption of snacks such as: Ho ho's, Suzie Q's, Little Debbie brand snake cakes and America's favorite snack...Twinkies.

When fat people claim to be handicapped because of large amount of weight.

Shreena is not handicapped, shes so fat she's handisnacked

handisnacked by Joshy G January 25, 2008