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handisped 

Proununced "handy-sped"

Refering to a "handicapted" and "specially education" person. One of the most offensive disses. Used when the person has displayed either mental and/or physical retardedness or stupidness.
Achmed: Pass me the dart, and I'll do a one-timer.
Abu: Ali Baba, Achmed! You are such a handisped, there isn't no one-timers in darts.

handisped by Barret K March 1, 2006
Words you can keep

handicaped 

Someone with a handicap that he/she thinks he/she can fly like super(wo)man.
You are handicaped.
handicaped by Rdejong3 February 11, 2012

Handisexual

People who only wanna date themselves shall be called Handisexual
Guy #1: Dude what's your gender Identity?
Guy #2: Handisexual
Guy #1: Dafuq???
Guy #2: That's what you become when neither dudes nor chicks wanna do u and u realise that only u can tolerate yourself enough to date u
Handisexual by phuck y0u December 7, 2021

Handisexual

(1) A person who pretends to be mentally retarded, developmentally delayed, or physically disabled to warrant sympathy and attract someone of the opposite sex.

(2) Pretending to have a disability either mental or physical to attract someone in the fetish crowd who finds the disabled such as amputees, wheelchair bound, or developmentally delayed sexually exciting.

(3) Drawing attention to or feigning a disability to seem alluring or attractive to a potential sexual partner.
Because Jeremy was too lazy to be on top during sexual intercourse, he borrowed a wheelchair and donned his "handisexual" gear to go clubbing.

Naomi found men who were physically helpless quite attractive. This brought out her handisexual tendancies.
Handisexual by Jeremy Plante August 27, 2005

handispaz 

a handispaz is from spacker and handicap and is just a way of saying you very stupid handicap
Jonny was sick of given a blumpkin to a handispaz
handispaz by jiiiiimy August 15, 2009

Handispa 

Two possible meanings to the delighfull word.
1. Someone of less the standard intelegence in the act of doing something handicapt

2. A basin of cooling water to relax ones muscles after an extensive sporting session.
Or the more practicle use of relaxing your hand after jerking the berk for hours upon end
Paris Hilton was quite the Handispa when she taped her sexual relations with that black dude for everyone to jerk off too.
Handispa by Hatler Christ1 May 7, 2009

handispot 

This store has a lot of handispots.
handispot by majikka May 25, 2009
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scruples; to have manners;

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