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Handtastic 

someone who is worthy off using your hand to self pleasue
OMG the girl in my office is handtastic.

she has an abosoulute handtastic pair of tits.
Handtastic by buckthelegend April 1, 2011
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special handshake; also known as the queef shake; occurs while shaking hands where one or both people of the handshake allo their middle finger to stick out and tickle one another's palm;

similar to 'fingering' another's vagina but on the palm of one's hand
Aaron gave Shalini and handgasm after which she gave a great laugh of pleasure
handgasm by war the choata May 13, 2005
The sensation of warmth spreading rapidly over one's hand in a pleasing and stimulating manner.
Sticking your hand in a warm glove or some other similarly warmth providing pocket. Ex. Joel gave me his gloves to wear and they gave me a handgasm.
Handgasm by Yoshi1990 December 5, 2010
The self induced orgasm which spawns from the hand.
Little Susie: hey did you get laid last night?

Little Johnny: I wish! Times are rough! I had a handgasm!
Handgasm by AK47dog June 4, 2015
The act of giving a Male or Female an orgasm using only your hands or fingers
I gave my boyfriend the best Handgasm last night and he shot his load all over me !
Handgasm by gottascuba September 27, 2007

Handtastic 

When you get the good stuff but not really. Only the hand
She gave me some handtastic action.
Handtastic by Bugpenis September 5, 2019
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