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Hand Job Soup
Hand Job Soup; When a man spends a minimum of 24 hours doing nothing more then jerking off and collecting his cum in his empty roman noodle soup bowl.
Guy: Yo bro whats up?
Bro: nothing to much just been on my couch all day cooking.
Guy: Yo Say what? Cooking on your couch?
Bro: yeah man just been smacking it all day and shooting my loads in a bowl.
Guy: AHH man I was busy making hand job soup all last week for my bitch to eat ahhhahaha!
Bro: nothing to much just been on my couch all day cooking.
Guy: Yo Say what? Cooking on your couch?
Bro: yeah man just been smacking it all day and shooting my loads in a bowl.
Guy: AHH man I was busy making hand job soup all last week for my bitch to eat ahhhahaha!
Hand Job Soup by Somanking June 10, 2011
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Hand soup • Hand Job Soup • Hand job • hand • hand grenade • Hand of god • hand sanitizer • hand me down • hand sex • hand cannon
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