hand bag

An emasculated man; a man who lets his girlfriend or wife carry his balls around in her purse.

"Dave is such a hand bag, his girlfriend made him stop drinking."

by 16.5 December 12, 2006

shit in a hand bag

"Shit in a hand bag" is an expression used when something unexpected happens.
Much like finding a turd inside of a pocketbook this event is of a great surprise to you.

"Shit in a hand bag! I've lost my keys again!!! Shit in a hand bag!"

by Haroldhrmph June 25, 2014

hand-bag-face

Someone who is wringled and their face looks like a leathery hand bag

another case of hand-bag-face in the family

by Andrew- August 22, 2006

drop my hand bag

This term makes reference to having a crap/fart. As ladies hand bags are full of crap and other sh*t.

I need to drop my hand bag. / err who's dropped the hand bag that stinks.

by Cuprakiller August 20, 2017

Hotter than a hand bag of whores piss

When it's a bit warm out.

It's hotter than a hand bag of whores piss.

by Sinor skeezioli January 21, 2022

Hand bagging

When a woman is so afraid of getting cum on her hand that she puts a lubed grocery bag on her hand to give you a hand job.

She’ll only give you a yank if she’s hand bagging.

I got hand bagged by this girl the other night.

by AceRoot October 22, 2023