Hand bagging

When a woman is so afraid of getting cum on her hand that she puts a lubed grocery bag on her hand to give you a hand job.

She’ll only give you a yank if she’s hand bagging.

I got hand bagged by this girl the other night.

by AceRoot October 22, 2023

HandBagging

The fine art of taking a Dump in someone's handbag without them knowing. A great way to impress your dissatisfaction with someone for leaving their handbag somewhere accessible. Not advisable on first dates or when taking elderly relatives to dinner.

Handbagging is often preformed on a night out when a really annoying girl (or guy (doesn't even have to be annoying (just has to have a handbag))) and you get the opportunity to grab a handbag on the way to the bathroom or anywhere else you are comfortable doing 'the deed'. Not being caught is usually advisable.
Also good for a competitive game with mates seeing who can get the most or the best bag!

by Gymsox June 13, 2011

Handbanging

male masturbation.

Cliff: Where's Timmy?
Timmy's Mom: He's upstairs handbanging.

by NADERAGE July 7, 2010

Handbagging

v. The act of simulating teabagging (v. To lower one's scrotum into another's mouth) with ones hand.

I just witnessed Greg handbagging himself trying to explain teabagging to the professor.

by Dr. Inappropriate June 5, 2011

handbagging

when receiving a hand-job it is the aim to position her handbag is such way that it will get covered in spunk

I came on Laura's expensive handbag - she didn't mind

by bob2 November 17, 2003

Handbaging

when i guy or girl buts there entire hand in another girls vagina.

Jason like to handbag his little sister.

by True Juggalo May 19, 2003