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Hand Stand

This is when you are getting a blow job from a chick while you are standing up and she is on her knees. You have her put her hands flat on the ground and you stand on them while receiving the BJ. This is known as the handstand.
I made her do the hand stand last night.
Hand Stand by mojock June 23, 2009
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Hand Stand

What the new generation means for having rough orgy like sex at 2 in the morning. it's basically a cop-out for hey i just had sex but im not telling
MAN: HEY BABY LETS DO A HANDSTAND
(hand stand)

WOMAN: SURE ITS ALWAYS SO HARD EVEN IF I SEE IT COMING

hand stand job 

the act of one person doing a hand stand naked and another performing a hand job to the hand-stander.
aww dude today's gymnastics was awsum i got a "hand stand job"
hand stand job by Trent mangus April 29, 2011

Zimbabwean Hand Stand 

when a girl is in the handstand position while being fucked and walking down stairs on her hands and receiving a rimjob.
"that girl loves doing zimbabwean hand stands!"

One Night Hand Stand 

To have a brief one night relationship involving only holding hands with a partner. See NCHH, NCMO, and One Night Stand.
I'm not a bimbo; all I want is a plain and simpple one night handstand!

indian hand stand 

An act which involves defecating on one's self for sexual enjoyment. The subject will perform a hand stand and proceed to cover themselves in their own fecal matter. Whilst upside down, gravity will force the fecal substance to cover the body. A successful attempt is called an "Indian Hand Stand."
Dammit, Frank did an Indian Hand Stand again. Grab the steam cleaner!
indian hand stand by Booty Burgler August 12, 2006

One hand clam stand

Phrase: The act of placing one's fist into the vaginal cavity of said women while she is squatting. Then elevating woman off of her feet to put her on display for other enjoyment.
Guy 1: Dude did you see Arnold and that bitch in a one hand clam stand last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, It made for a good show with all the noise.
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Shakira Law 

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Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
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