Hand Pussy

Hand pussy is a male that cannot get the real thing so stimulates himself using his two hands, putting them into a fasion of a pussy. Then fucks it vigorously.

Hand Pussy: "The only pussy that cant say no"

John fucks his hands.

by KILLKEV February 17, 2005

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hand-pussy game

a game where you think of terms with "hand" in them such as "hand-eye coordination" that are hilarious when "hand" and "pussy" are synonymous, created when I decided that the words "hand" and "pussy" should be interchangeable

hand eye coordination, hand warmers, hand grenade, lend me a hand, with one hand behind my back, handshake/shake hands

by euphemism April 9, 2005

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Hand grenade pussy

Hand grenade pussy is pussy that looks and/or feels like someone let a hand grenade off in that bitch.

"Was that one girl's pussy good?"

"Hell no, man that bitch had some hand grenade pussy!"

by The Infamous Tito March 9, 2010

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Pussy Hands

The state (i.e smell, texture, taste, look) of one's hands after touching a vagina.

Person 1: Hey man, I can't make it to the brunch.
Person 2: Aw, why not?
Person 3: I was masturbating and now I have pussy hands.

ex 2
Person 1: *has fingered person 2 and is getting out of bed*
Person 2: Wait, where are you going?
Person 1: I need to go wash up, I have pussy hands.

by localsharkboy September 30, 2016

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Pussy Hands

When you're fingering/fisting your girlfriend so many times or for so long that the skin on your hands becomes pruned from the juices, as if you were in a hot tub for too long.

Person 1: Damn, I had my hands in her for so long they got pruny!

Person 2: Dude, you've got pussy hands!

by that guy with the camaro October 26, 2009

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