Hand Pussy
Hand pussy is a male that cannot get the real thing so stimulates himself using his two hands, putting them into a fasion of a pussy. Then fucks it vigorously.
Hand Pussy by KILLKEV February 17, 2005
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Hand Pussy
Drake S: Hey Isaac, heard you’ve been getting lots of pussy lately?
Isaac B: yeah, about to run out of lotion from all this hand pussy.
Isaac B: yeah, about to run out of lotion from all this hand pussy.
Hand Pussy by Donnie Drakko August 4, 2022
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hand-pussy game
a game where you think of terms with "hand" in them such as "hand-eye coordination" that are hilarious when "hand" and "pussy" are synonymous, created when I decided that the words "hand" and "pussy" should be interchangeable
hand eye coordination, hand warmers, hand grenade, lend me a hand, with one hand behind my back, handshake/shake hands
hand-pussy game by euphemism April 9, 2005
Second Hand Pussy
When you're the second, or later person to have either protected, or unprotected intercourse with a lady in the last 12 hours or so.
Different from sloppy seconds because it implies the last guy(s) used a condom or did not cum inside.
Different from sloppy seconds because it implies the last guy(s) used a condom or did not cum inside.
Last night Robbie hooked up with a party slut. He had no idea he was getting second hand pussy though, and just assumed that was her usual tightness.
Second Hand Pussy by SGboss May 15, 2023
Hand grenade pussy
Hand grenade pussy is pussy that looks and/or feels like someone let a hand grenade off in that bitch.
Hand grenade pussy by The Infamous Tito March 9, 2010
Pussy Hand
Pussy Hand by C BJ S April 30, 2008
Pussy Hand Grenade
Pussy Hand Grenade by Man on a Mission August 24, 2025
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