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To be completely drunk
I was so hamtossed last night.
Hamtossed by J Money Morris July 1, 2009
Words you can keep
1.to be extremely hammered and sloshed at the same time
Man I was so hamoshed on prom night
hamoshed by nastynick April 15, 2005
Binge drinking or drinking to excess -- sometimes to the point of blacking out or vomiting. No specific alcohol is required, just a massive quantity of it.
Dude: What did you do on Friday?
Bro: I got home from work and went straight to the bar.
Dude: Did you get hogtossed?
Bro: Dude, I was so hogtossed I pissed under the bar and threw my dip from the balcony all over everyone on the dancefloor.
Duke: Bro, that's so sweet.
Hogtossed by Doba123 January 21, 2011
Being completely convinced of and swept away by a malicious false narrative; being happily, continuously and blindly duped; turned into a useful idiot.
Anakin Skywalker was totally HAMASSED by Emperor Palpatine
You voluntarily gave away your credit card to that thief? You've been HAMASSED!
Hamassed by NewsFlashGordon December 28, 2023
Lied to, stolen from, raped, pillaged
I thought my next door neighbour was a friend when he asked for my help but he hamassed me by destroying the tractor I loaned him.
Hamassed by anonymous December 28, 2023
Raping, kidnapping and torturing people and convincing young, over-educated morons it’s cool to support this. Synonym- gaslighting and lying
He hamassed people into thinking it’s okay to rape women
Hamassed by Not an asshole December 28, 2023
Being attacked without warning
A man was giving donations to his poor beighabour, rather than helping him to have his own life, one day, his neighbour hamassed him, and took what he thought it is right, without asking or warning.
Hamassed by commendatory1163 December 29, 2023
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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