hampden is the royal farms headquarters of the world.
hampden's bike lanes double as
jazzy speedways.
hampden can satisfy all your non-contractual cellphone needs. no questions asked.
hampden has a disturbing amount of peewee herman memorabilia and an unhealthy relationship with flamingos.
hampden is a good place for getting burned for ready rock at 4 am after coming down off of shrooms.
hampden's
mcdonalds gives you really salty fries. just sayin.
hampden: home of dimitri's. where one can purchase a beverage for three dollars (including tip) at 6:01 am.
hampden: home of the largest slice of pizza ...and diarrhea.
some home grown celebrities: hey
helen (r.i.p.), that
dude with the tattoos on his face, the other
dude with the swastika on his chest (who hangs with black dudes), the king brothers, big bubba (
fire hero), and magoo - to name a few.