Hamjam

The act of jamming one's fist into another person's booty hole (on a pig, this would be in the ham region)

Man: I wanna try something different this time. Can I hamjam you?
Woman: Sure!

by Fredstof May 9, 2018

hamjam

What you say when you're stuck in a bad situation.

Another word for "Shoot, I'm screwed" or f*, sh*, bs, and u know....

"Hamjam! I forgot to do my homework."

or...

"Someone threw your computer off the cliff."
"Hamjam."

by dopey193 June 4, 2014

hamjam

when you bite into a ham sandwich with to much mayo and it gets stuck to the roof of your mouth.

I had to use my tongue to free up my hamjam.

by artie May 24, 2003

hamjam

hamjammer- when u need 2 tongues to remove the ham sandwich with mayo from the roof of your mouth.

by janet June 7, 2003