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Hamhianity

Hamhianity is a Robloxian, ro-theistic religion based on the life and teachings of Hamhi of Robloxia. It is the world's largest and most widespread religion with roughly 2.4 billion followers representing one-third of the global population. Its adherents, known as Nerds or, least commonly Hamhians, are estimated to make up a majority of the population in 157 countries and territories, and believe that Hamhi is the Son of Builderman, whose coming as the Hamsiah was prophesied in the Hambrew Bible (called the Old Testament in Hamhianity) and chronicled in the New Testament. The most commonly known book in the New Testament, the Book of Zac, connotates a cacodemon (ZacAttackk) and his corrupt, tyrannical rule over such a domain referred to as "Vampire Hunters" as Hamhi is delegated by Builderman himself to mitigate and dissolve such contemporary dictatorship.
epic went abroad to preach Hamhianity to the heathens of Redwood.
by YoshiButNotHimx2 February 6, 2023
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humianity

A religion that believes that we were placed on this planet by a virus as DNA. The followers of this religion believe that the Earth is not a planet at all, but is a cell in a complex body or organism. It is believed that we are to be led to any end by the most beautifal, drak haired, borwn-eyed "godess", Tichelle. According to this religion "hippies" are fighting the true cause of humanity, to destroy Earth by means of global warming and other pollution related "diseases" to the cell. They believe that there is life out there somewhere with the same purpose as us, to destroy this organism, one cell at a time.
I follow Humianity, and thus I will not recycle.
by zack jh January 1, 2009
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