humianity

A religion that believes that we were placed on this planet by a virus as DNA. The followers of this religion believe that the Earth is not a planet at all, but is a cell in a complex body or organism. It is believed that we are to be led to any end by the most beautifal, drak haired, borwn-eyed "godess", Tichelle. According to this religion "hippies" are fighting the true cause of humanity, to destroy Earth by means of global warming and other pollution related "diseases" to the cell. They believe that there is life out there somewhere with the same purpose as us, to destroy this organism, one cell at a time.

I follow Humianity, and thus I will not recycle.

humianity by zack jh January 1, 2009

Apples Against Humanity 

Mixing the cards in the games "Cards Against Humanity" and "Apples to Apples." It allows for adults to have fun but show some respect to children.

Everyone wanted to play Cards Against Humanity, but since it was a kids party we played Apples Against Humanity.

Apples Against Humanity by Extra Mayo May 20, 2015

Weapons are humanitarian aid. 

Weapons are humanitarian aid — A perfect example of neo-doublespeak in the tradition of “fake news”, “perfect phone call”, “alternative facts”, and “peaceful tourist rioting with Confederate Flags”.

A most dystopian 21st century reality perhaps illustrating the idea that we really are living in the Kālī Yuga — The Dark Age.

When compared with statements like:

Rice is humanitarian aid
Wheat is humanitarian aid
Digging fresh water wells is humanitarian aid
Offering safe effective and free vaccines is humanitarian aid
Safe and affordable housing is humanitarian aid.

it is easy to see the dark irony of the Orwellian neo-doublespeak statement: weapons are humanitarian aid.

How does this measure up to offering people: food, water, shelter, political asylum, or potential citizenship.

Is it surprising that in an era where gun violence is the number one cause of death among young people in America today; that, we want to export this “largess” all over the world — perhaps as a Swift-ian “modest proposal” to solving the worldwide refugee crisis.

If weapons are humanitarian aid; then WE ARE ACTUALLY AT WAR.

Which would actually be a much more honest and straightforward statement.

Weapons are humanitarian aid. if this statement is true; then, we are actually at war and we should just stop bullshitting about it.

Weapons are humanitarian aid. by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 21, 2023

faith in humanity 

What is lost whenever you watch the news.

I lost my faith in humanity

faith in humanity by Dubiks November 10, 2018

Reject humanity, return to monke 

apes together strong

apes alone weak, apes together strong.
Reject humanity, return to monke

Reject humanity, return to monke by A waste of air March 15, 2021

bouquet of humanity 

The Prosecution's term for the multiple ethnicities and ages of the people who witnessed the death of George Floyd.

Not only were there multiple bystanders of different races and ages, a bouquet of humanity, but they were all strangers with nothing in common!

bouquet of humanity by talk2me-JCH2 March 29, 2021

Cards Against Humanity 

The game where you will find out if your friend is a sociopath

It is awesome tho. You can buy Cards Against Humanity on Amazon.

Cards Against Humanity by Steve5214 June 25, 2016