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Hoebacking 

When you can't decide what you want to eat and waste copious amounts of time going over your options.
I'm hoebacking so hard right now, should I get chicken and chips or pizza?!

Hombaching It 

After a a few months of little to no masturbating. A male finally masturbates so hard that they cover the room in white foamy jizz.
Andrew was Hombaching it when his roommates were out of the room. But the white jizz covered ceiling gave him away.
Hombaching It by thehombachingit November 13, 2011

Hammocking 

The act of setting up and subsequently chilling in a hammock.
College student 1: Hey bro, what you doing after class?

College student 2: I'm going hammocking out at the state park, wanna come?
Hammocking by FisherofMen October 21, 2012

Hammocking 

Setting up a hammock and hanging with your friends.
Want to go hammocking?
Hammocking by Hammockinglivin' March 16, 2017

Hamjacking 

Tearing it up.
Kind of sexual but not really.
Pretty much just owning at whatever is happening.

or

The stealing of one's Ham or Ham product

or

Nagging.
Getting on someone's case.
Fucking Up

or

Doing something good; helping. Might sound sexual.
Yo dude, I totally just hamjacked at croquet yesterday.

Bro, that crazy ass bitch just hamjacked my fucking bacon!

Stop hamjacking me bitch!

Yesterday, after the party man, Lauren hamjacked me all the way home.

humbucking 

The process of getting over on a store or corporation by faux claiming that the store did something wrong and owes for it. The humbucker is looking for either financial gain (a refund) or a new replacement for an old item that (s)he damaged and is either out of or ineligible for warranty. The humbucker preys on the store or corporation's fear of negative word of mouth advertising and thus cancels out any interference the entity might otherwise be entitled to invoke.
Nick used humbucking to get a brand new PRS.
humbucking by KImCobain March 12, 2015