Ham-Hand
When an individual either male or female is too intoxicated or in an excessively impaired mental state that prevents them from properly performing the act of masturbation upon themselves or another person.
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Two Hand Ham Twister
The Two Hand Ham Twister (THHT) is an advanced form of head in which the one giving head has one hand on the base of the dick and one hand near the top and twists them in opposite directions back and forth while simultaneously moving both hands up and down in sync with each other and the mouth giving the head. This type of head requires a considerable amount of lubrication and skill and it is also the type of head Simon is receiving.
Two Hand Ham Twister by Slangslammer9000 October 12, 2019
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Ham handlers
The hand like hooves of an obese person. Often including an opposable digit. To aid in the handling of hams, or the operation of mobility scooters.
Ham handlers by Escobar Marineros August 27, 2020
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ham-hands by James Corvarse January 19, 2005
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ham handshake by coolguydantheman January 4, 2017
Ham Handed
Being clumsy when handling things...moving things...setting them down, etc....Knocking things over, spilling things, dropping things.
I went to move my bowl of tomato soup, I caught my finger on the edge of the countertop, and spilled my soul all over the floor....I don't believe how Ham Handed I've been lately.
Ham Handed by I made the man December 13, 2024
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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