2 definitions by James Corvarse

the uncontrolable desire of masturbating with a glazed porkroast
Watch out sir, he's got the ham-hands today...
by James Corvarse January 20, 2005
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When you think you have it all, you don't even compare to the power i.
by James Corvarse January 20, 2005
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