by The learned Aristotle April 3, 2009
Get the Ham Spamming mug.The act of beating your penis so hard that in the end it turns a pinkish color, thus looking like a piece of ham. Best results come from using both hands at the same time since, they cause more friction.
I was Ham Slamming the other day at work and my boss walked in and joined me. I ended up quiting my job a few moments later.
by poopieweinerhole July 9, 2010
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Late night fornication with a petite skank. Were the filthy animal gets blown out by the ham with the intention to leave her rough, rugged, and raw. A real nice one-night stand.
I had the german soldier marching last night. She was riding the balony pony to heaven; I was slamming ham.
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Get the Slamming the ham mug.Chasing after very obese sex partners, usualling on the sly or through social media ie. Riding the lardassed waves. Not applicable to livestock.
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