Hamslamming

Chasing after very obese sex partners, usualling on the sly or through social media ie. Riding the lardassed waves. Not applicable to livestock.

My Uncle Jerry has been hamslamming the superfat sister of yours.

Hamslamming by Uncle Gunnysack June 22, 2018

Hamiljamming 

The act of jamming out to songs from Hamilton

Me and my boyfriend cope with the stresses of life by crying and Hamiljamming

Hamiljamming by GenuineLotion May 8, 2022

Ham Slamming

The act of beating your penis so hard that in the end it turns a pinkish color, thus looking like a piece of ham. Best results come from using both hands at the same time since, they cause more friction.

I was Ham Slamming the other day at work and my boss walked in and joined me. I ended up quiting my job a few moments later.

Ham Slamming by poopieweinerhole July 9, 2010

whamslamming

Making a baby

David and Cassidy were whamslamming

whamslamming by MadWordman May 7, 2018