Ham Hocks 

A distorted or very unattractive pair of womens breats. Symptons include misaligned nipples, sagging flap jacks, or plain unsightly pair of tits.

Damn that girl has a nasty set of Ham Hocks

Ham Hocks by BiGMerK215 November 10, 2010

ham hocks 

A prodigious, gelatinous, or otherwise unnecessarily large portion of meat on one's buttock/upper thigh region. Symptoms include the inability to fit into non wide-leg jeans, being able to see one's ass from the front, and when running the smell of burning fabric. Usually hocks are coupled with a gap between the back and the pants.

Deelishis, from Flavor of Love 2- THAT bitch got some HOCKS
Coco- Ice Tea's wife got two fine hams on her backside!
Niecy Nash aka Deputy Raineesha Williams on Reno 911. Anyone who has seen that show knows that Rainessha's ass be epITOMIZING the meaning of ham hocks.

ham hocks by Cheetah4life December 24, 2008

ham hocks 

The flabby, jiggly skin hanging from a woman's upper arms. They resemble the legs of a pig; which the ham hock, a cut of meet, is taken from.

I need to go to the gym so I can work on my ham hocks.

ham hocks by Sika July 29, 2009

Ham Hockers

A large pair of typically juicy breasts found primarly in regions of redneck heritage

I’m gunna take a long look at those big ham hockers, while I play with my cocker.

Ham Hockers by Ebfantastic January 28, 2018

Shut the hell up you ham hock humpin son of a bitch! 

From A man yelling a random obsenity at his son. It is a phrase that is only uttered when one is at a complete and utter loss of words.

look at the word dumbass

Shut the hell up you ham hock humpin son of a bitch! by Supa Genius July 13, 2004

Ham Hocked

When a guy goes down on you and you squeeze his head with your muscular girl thighs.

"Dude, she ham hocked me so hard when I ate her out...I literally almost suffocated!"

Ham Hocked by jkface August 24, 2016

Ham Hock 

Cockney rhyme for cock

The bitch jumped on my ham hock

Ham Hock by wthompson87 August 15, 2008