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Hålien
a person who tells the same thing several times without anyone cares, Particularly for knowledge of the original Hålien. Hålien likes to be dominated. former editor of the Bergen times. It remains speculation whether he has sons or daughters.
Hålien by Dolph hansen bjarne hålien February 18, 2013
halfenfreude
Reveling in personal gain associated with someone else's loss; not to be confused with schadenfreude, in which one takes pleasure from another's pain.
After hearing the news that a new freelancer had bombed on a writing project, Alan and Laura, also freelance writers, felt a rush of halfenfreude at the prospect of additional work.
halfenfreude by porkalvin December 11, 2010
Van Halen
One of the greatest bands of all time. This band redefined the term of shredding and good fuckin' Rock and Roll. I love them in a very hedero way and Eddie Van Halens influence on todays guitar players such as me is extremely strong. Other bands such as POD, Sum 41 and Blink 182 should bow down to Van Halen because Van Halen is such a better band then those poor,low fuckin' excuses for a rock and roll band. Such rockin' songs by Van Halen were Runnin' With the Devil, Panama, Hot For Teacher, Ain't Talkin' Bout' Love, and the ultimite example of Eddies excellence of playing, is Eruption. Probably the greatest 1:32 seconds of any Van Halen fans life. That song is like orgasmic! Overall Van Halen is one of the best Rock and Roll bands of all time and will get their place in the Rock and Roll Hall Of Fame. Next year baby! They will get in!!
Van Halen by guitarmaster8910 March 19, 2004
Halie
There is no one closer to perfect than Halie. Her eyes show mere beauty and will make you fall for her. She will have her ups and downs but she will always pull through strong. Overall the most amazing girl there is. Keep Halie close to you, losing her will be one of the most painful things that will happen to you. Also she is very good at singing.
Guy1: I got Halies number today!
Guy2: No way! Consider yourself one of the luckiest men in the world.
Guy2: No way! Consider yourself one of the luckiest men in the world.
Halie by worriorGOD September 14, 2013
Hacienda
Hacienda by manfattheman February 6, 2020
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
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Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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