Half-tan

When only half of your body gets tanned in a tanning bed because you forgot to close the lid.

Duder 1: "Hey doggy, what did you do this weekend?"

Duder 2: "Ah went tanning playboi. My back got f*cked up burnt."

Duder 1: "What? Did you forget to close the lid or something you half-tan ass?"

Duder 2: "You're supposed to close the lid?"

by westfalia May 31, 2011

Half tank

When a male is excited but not fully erect

When kevin saw that man he got a half tank

by NTTS January 19, 2007

half tank wank

The name provided to those who dont refuel the company car, failing abide by the half tank rule, despite having an abundence of time on a nightshift to refuel!

Kris was nightshift last night driving about in the company car and failed to refuel when it reached half a tank to the detriment of his colleagues. Kris is therefore a "half tank wank"

by Andyr5284 February 4, 2018

flying three double half collapsible semi-automatic telepatic tandem war can opener in a can

why don't your understand?

flying three double half collapsible semi-automatic telepatic tandem war can opener in a can

by frrsjlelelele June 19, 2017