Half dog 

When wearing sweatpants on a bus and the vibrations get an erection started, but you keep your cool, ultimately making your package look huge in the sweatpants. This is common on campus buses.

Girl 1: Oh my gawd, did you see Johnny's package?!
Girl 2: Don't get your hopes up. That was just a half dog from the bus ride.
Girl 1: I'll let him hit it anyways. I've been on a dry spell.
Johnny: I hope Girl 1 saw my half dog. I've been riding the bus all morning waiting for the right time to show it off in my new sweat pants.

Half dog by IU Buses May 2, 2014

half past dog 

Not having a flying clue what the time is and you should generally just get fucked for asking mate

Jack: what's the time

Joe : half past dog

Jack : checks phone due to Joe not knowing

half past dog by Downesy October 6, 2020

Half the hot dog 

An incomplete job or submission.

I'm sorry professor, I didn't have enough time and only posted half the hot dog.

Half the hot dog by Nacholiferaft May 7, 2019

Shaking like a half jerked-off dog 

A person who is extremely hung over after a night of heavy drinking.

I woke up this morning and was shaking like a half jerked-off dog, shouldn't of had that last shooter!

Shaking like a half jerked-off dog by MichaelKB December 13, 2005

keep the dog off the half pipe 

Due to the low center of mass of most dogs, people often think putting them on a skateboard and dropping them into a halfpipe would be a good idea. This could not be further from the truth, for anyone going down a halfpipe should wear the necessary equipment, and companies do not yet supply helmets to dogs. In conclusion, keep the dog off the halfpipe and stay safe.

Yo bro, you really shouldn't go out to that party during this pandemic.

Why?
Uh cuz keep the dog off the half pipe
ooo shit bro, you right

keep the dog off the half pipe by bigthunker November 7, 2020

Keep the dog off the half pipe 

A fake phrase pab- someone made up to fit in with a fellow slime.

Yo slime, Keep the dog off the half pipe!

Keep the dog off the half pipe by bigthunker November 7, 2020