Half dog

When wearing sweatpants on a bus and the vibrations get an erection started, but you keep your cool, ultimately making your package look huge in the sweatpants. This is common on campus buses.

Girl 1: Oh my gawd, did you see Johnny's package?!
Girl 2: Don't get your hopes up. That was just a half dog from the bus ride.
Girl 1: I'll let him hit it anyways. I've been on a dry spell.
Johnny: I hope Girl 1 saw my half dog. I've been riding the bus all morning waiting for the right time to show it off in my new sweat pants.

by IU Buses March 25, 2014

Half the hot dog

An incomplete job or submission.

I'm sorry professor, I didn't have enough time and only posted half the hot dog.

by Nacholiferaft May 7, 2019

Shaking like a half jerked-off dog

A person who is extremely hung over after a night of heavy drinking.

I woke up this morning and was shaking like a half jerked-off dog, shouldn't of had that last shooter!

by MichaelKB December 12, 2005

half past dog

Not having a flying clue what the time is and you should generally just get fucked for asking mate

Jack: what's the time

Joe : half past dog

Jack : checks phone due to Joe not knowing

by Downesy October 7, 2020