half·
apple
noun, plural half·apples.
a taught scrotum, typically seen during an effort to keep warm whereby the scrotal
sack has contracted and pulled in toward the body, forming a scrotal mound reminiscent of half an
apple.
1)
Lyle: "Dude, you hear what happened to Skyler?"
Bethany: "Oh shit dude, the fuck happened?"
Lyle: "Malfunction down at the shop. Took a belt sander right in the halfapple."
Bethany: "Fuckin' A dude. He ok?"
Lyle: "Fuck if I know. Trish found his plums under the
Chevy a couple hours later, but said they was all fucked up and shit."
Bethany: "Fuuuuuuck dude."
Lyle: "Yeah no shit."
2) When
Sheila leaned in and saw the veritable
army of crabs scurrying throughout Topher'
s winterbush, she threw up Chinese food on his halfapple.
3) Gladys ground her beef-curtains against her hubby'
s stubbly halfapple.