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half & half

When a hooker spends half the time blowing you and half the time fucking you.

A half & half generally costs more than sex as the whore has to do more work and probably has to use two condoms, as she doesn't want what's in her mouth going into her pussy.
"So whatcha want honey: some head, sex, or half & half?"
half & half by RomanGod July 18, 2007
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Half & Half

Mixing your sperm with someones milk.
When at a party or staying as a house guest, turn the host's milk into Half & Half. while no one is looking steal the milk out of the fridge, ejaculate into it, shake it up then place it back in the fridge.
Half & Half by chris-me-chris January 26, 2009

Half & Half

Half lemonade and half Iced-tea (Arnold Palmer if you're fancy). More commonly used southern united states and Baltimore.
Let's get some Half & Half from the corner store down the street.
Half & Half by LiveXP April 22, 2024

Half half gay 

A straight man who acts unintrested in girls when they test him to see if he actually has intention behind him talking to her.
Bruh joey almost bagged that girl over there. Sadly, he's half half gay.

half half whole 

A sexual act in which the man only gives half his max length strokes until eventually giving a full length stroke
Damn I can't believe you gave Jenny the half half whole

You know it bro
half half whole by Terminus February 9, 2023

HHRC(Half & Half Rehabilitation Centers) 

A rehabilitation center for those addicted to the creamy, milky substance called half & half; a place for those who take shots of Half & Half without coffee, but by itself, for pure pleasure; a place for people who risk their jobs in order to taste Half & Half.
HHRC(Half & Half Rehabilitation Centers) is the only Rehabilitation Center that rather than providing alternatives to the item one is addicted to, provides even greater amounts of the item, which in this case is Half & Half.

Half Halfer

A Half Halfer is a African American who is also White. It is usually use in a joke.
Haha look at that Kid Simon, hes a Half Halfer!
Half Halfer by Louis Cartel April 29, 2006
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