Halesexual
Halesexual by Relatabledefinitions0101 March 26, 2018
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helisexual
Person A :"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AGM-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Person B : "It's alright I accept that you're a helisexual"
Person C : "I'm not a heliphobe!"
Person B : "It's alright I accept that you're a helisexual"
Person C : "I'm not a heliphobe!"
helisexual by Pseudologist May 18, 2014
Related Words
Halesexual • Halosexual • haesexual • hatesexual • hole-sexual • holosexual • Hopesexual • Hansexual • helisexual • hoesexual
holosexual
Someone who is sexually attracted to holographic things (e.g.: Nail polishes, poster boards, phone cases, ect.)
holosexual by Certified Holosexual August 1, 2015
Halosexual
Halosexual by TheSoapShow December 18, 2004
holosexual
holosexual by D@rth V@d3r November 20, 2016
Hansexual
Boy: Hey, you know Han Alexander from Tumblr? She's hella cute.
Girl: Yeah, she's so cute. I'd go lesbian for her!
Boy: You must be Hansexual.
Girl: Yeah, she's so cute. I'd go lesbian for her!
Boy: You must be Hansexual.
Hansexual by Xander L Eusebe August 21, 2011
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