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helisexual 

Someone who is sexually attracted to helicopters.
Person A :"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AGM-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Person B : "It's alright I accept that you're a helisexual"
Person C : "I'm not a heliphobe!"
helisexual by Pseudologist May 18, 2014

holosexual 

Someone who is sexually attracted to holographic things (e.g.: Nail polishes, poster boards, phone cases, ect.)
Person 1: Look at that persons holo collection!
Person 2: They must be a holosexual

Hopesexual 

It is a person who loves hope. It's Nagito Komaeda. He loves and believe in hope. Be like Nagito. Love hope and hate despair.
person a: Who is it?
person b: It is Hopesexual. The most famous Ficbook writer.
person a: *reading "Candy"* What the fuck-
Hopesexual by Kin_za November 6, 2020

Halosexual 

One who plays Halo2 so much they lose desire for human sex.
My boy friend dumped me becaue hes became Halosexual...
Halosexual by TheSoapShow December 18, 2004

holosexual 

A sexuality that hasn't been acknowledged by the general public
have you seen simplynailogical's new video? cause I think I'm a holosexual.
holosexual by D@rth V@d3r November 20, 2016
One who is attracted to Han Alexander, but is also heterosexual.
Boy: Hey, you know Han Alexander from Tumblr? She's hella cute.

Girl: Yeah, she's so cute. I'd go lesbian for her!

Boy: You must be Hansexual.
Hansexual by Xander L Eusebe August 21, 2011