Haji-Mart 

The Haji-Mart is the corner store where you can get your 40's, lotto tickets, smokes, and some other odds and ends. They are almost always run buy someone of Indian origin, like Apu on The Simpsons. Schenectady is the original home of the Haji-Mart. It's their #1 export to the world.

Apu (in almost indecipherable Indian accent)"Hello and welcome to my haji-Mart, what can I do for you today? We have a special on Colt 45 today, and our hot dogs are now almost 75% rectum free"

Haji-Mart by bulldoggin January 13, 2007

haji mart 

a convenient store run by those of Middle-Eastern or Indian decent.

"Let's go to the haji mart real quick to get a dutch"

haji mart by afloydkillah July 6, 2007

haji mart 

The one-stop-shops run by local national AAFES subcontractors in Iraq. They sell most everything that the PX doesn't, and are your number-one source for cheap local souvenirs and hajii vision DVDs.

Oh man, I forgot haji mart is closed on Fridays. Where will I buy my pirated DVDs and cheap perfume?

haji mart by joedirtbag April 25, 2008

Haji Mart 

A convenience store and/or gas station owned by anyone of Middle Eastern or Indian ethnicity.

I'll be right back, I've got to run down to the Haji Mart and get some chips and soda and fill up the car.

Haji Mart by Turkey Trot December 28, 2010

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019