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An awesome last name given to god like creatures who are awesome in bed and have had over 1.000.000 sexual partners
Did you here about jasmijn haisma? She’s the reincarnation of satan!
haisma by Jasass June 18, 2018
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The surname given to people who are secretly gods, they are often smarter and more powerful than others.
people with the Haisma surname also have super powers that can come in handy in all situations.
if you know someone with the surname Haisma learn how to respect them and treat them like the gods they are.
you shouldn't fear them because they'll read your mind and snap your neck.
"Did you hear about that Haisma kid, she is a god!"
Haisma by Jasass July 8, 2018
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Haista Vittu 

A Finnish term equivalent to the American "Fuck You"
Means literally "Sniff cunt"
What? You fucked my wife? Haista Vittu!
Haista Vittu by Finnish Llama May 28, 2006

Karen Hausman

Karen Hausman is a famous individual with nearly 200k at the time this was written. She grew her account in 2020 and it is rapidly growing now in 2021, her biggest platform is Tik Tok however she uses Facebook rather much! She loves all her fans and is a big fan of Hag Hag, Blu and Dante Gous.
I love Karen Hausman and hag hag
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Dirty Heisman 

A certain posture one undertakes when trying to visualize one's anal region in a wall mounted mirror. One arm outstretched for balance, the other spreading one butt cheek from behind, with one leg drawn up slightly to facilitate said exposure of the anus.

This posture is disturbingly similar to the football players pose on the famous american football Heisman Trophy.

Made famous on the KLBJ-FM Dudley and Bob show. They deserve all the credit. Austin, TX
I was trying to check out my 'roids in the mirror and my girlfriend caught me doing the Dirty Heisman.
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haimanot 

Haimanot is a beautiful smart girl with black brown-ish eyes. Her hair is the same color as her eyes its puffy and its curly when its wet. She got a BIG ASS BOOTY she's slim thick. She is fresh (always clean). she have better future. she seems shy when you first meet her.. but after you get to know her she is very sweet and she's goofy if you guys are really close. if you guys become bestfriends she will trust you with her life. If she's mad at you for some silly reason don't get upset because at the end of the day she's there for you. Hoes/bitches be really jealous of her because she's pretty , she's smart and she have fat ass. don't talk about her bestfriends if you do BAM!! your dead! she doesn't flex on you or doesn't act like she's strong but when yall for real fight she gon BEAT- YOUR- ASS. If for some reason you guys are not friends or bestfriends anymore don't lose hope she will give you another chance because she tries hard before she gives up on you, but once she's done with you that's it period. even if yall get back together she's not going to be the same you'll, miss the old her so don't make her upset PERIOD!
-----When it comes to relationship:------ She is very loyal, she does not give second chances. she if very good in bed. And trust me she will change your life PERIOD. you'll feel blesses to have such a girl like Haimanot. You will always pray that you wont lose her. Do not break her heart because if you do your life is going to be miserable.
him: who the fuck is Haimanot those bitches wont stop talking about her godammm
someone: damnnn you don't know her yet?! you see that girl laughing with her friends?
him: yowwww!! i see her everyday but she seems shy tho

someone: yeah she seems shy but once you met her mannn you wont let her go....
him: yeaight bet amma talk to her today at lunch

someone ; betttttt
haimanot by QUEEN CHESSY February 5, 2019
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