Jasass's definitions

Haisma

The surname given to people who are secretly gods, they are often smarter and more powerful than others.
people with the Haisma surname also have super powers that can come in handy in all situations.
if you know someone with the surname Haisma learn how to respect them and treat them like the gods they are.
you shouldn't fear them because they'll read your mind and snap your neck.

"Did you hear about that Haisma kid, she is a god!"

by Jasass July 8, 2018

haisma

An awesome last name given to god like creatures who are awesome in bed and have had over 1.000.000 sexual partners

Did you here about jasmijn haisma? She’s the reincarnation of satan!

by Jasass June 18, 2018