The mystical spirit of facial hair, who often wakes up prejudiced towards a type or types of facial hair or lack there of and causes physical, emotional, or mental harm to those he wakes up prejudiced to.

"Dude, I wasn't gunna shower this morning before class, but the Hairy Bear Fairy woke up prejudiced towards lumberjack beards, and mine was unruly and unsightly. So in order to more thoroughly impress the ladies, I showered and tended to my lumberjack beard to appease the Hairy Bear Fairy. You wanna be on his good side man..."

Hairy Bear Fairy by Fonzi Winkler April 23, 2008

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Fairy tale hairy tail

When someone uses a combination of fairy tales and dodgy stories to describe something or an event.

James was so vague and all over the place man telling me what happened in the bar last night, his usual fairy tale hairy tail kinda storytelling!

Fairy tale hairy tail by pouyabagheri June 7, 2019

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Rocko the Hair Fairy

A mystic being that messes up your hair whilst sleeping. See: Tooth Fairy or Sandman.

(A little boy wakes to discover his hair is disheveled)
Mom: Wow Riley, Rocko the Hair Fairy got you good!

Rocko the Hair Fairy by Batterednfried November 25, 2024

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Fairlawns Hair

Highly-styled, blow-dried, bouffant hair, (typically with an apricot rinse) used to assert social status following retirement and a downsize from an affluent suburb to a much smaller, although favoured, seafront apartment.

Have you seen Margaret? she's got very Fairlawns Hair

Fairlawns Hair by MikeHove January 22, 2026

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