Hairy Mayonnaise

Female ejaculation resulting from truly great sex.
My girlfriend's orgasm gave her the hairy mayonnaise after the hot beef injection.
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Hairy Mayonnaise

Noun- To jizz all over ones eyebrows, creating an excellent condiment for a ham sandwhich.
"I gave that hobo prostitute a hairy mayonnaise, then stole it from her face and made a sandwich."
by Dildo'n'AnalBeads November 26, 2006
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Hairy Mayonnaise

Noun- To jizz all over ones eyebrows, creating an excellent condiment for a ham sandwhich.
"I gave that hobo prostitute a hairy mayonnaise, then stole it from her face and made a sandwich."
by Dildo'n'AnalBeads November 26, 2006
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