Definitions by Dildo'n'AnalBeads

Hairy Mayonnaise 

Noun- To jizz all over ones eyebrows, creating an excellent condiment for a ham sandwhich.

"I gave that hobo prostitute a hairy mayonnaise, then stole it from her face and made a sandwich."

Hairy Mayonnaise by Dildo'n'AnalBeads November 26, 2006

Hairy Mayonnaise 

Noun- To jizz all over ones eyebrows, creating an excellent condiment for a ham sandwhich.

"I gave that hobo prostitute a hairy mayonnaise, then stole it from her face and made a sandwich."

Hairy Mayonnaise by Dildo'n'AnalBeads November 25, 2006

anal bead 

That one bead, that breaks off from your set of anal beads, and stuck in your badunkadunk.

I shit out my anal bead from that thing I did with Aunt jemima. i gave her a sparkling mermaid

anal bead by Dildo'n'AnalBeads November 25, 2006

Vagina Games 

When a girl plays the shit out of you, trying to get in your pants ,but shes ugly as fuck. The tricks she plays are vagina Games

"That Little girl from the old school welchs commercial plays vagina games with me, and i smacked her."

Vagina Games by Dildo'n'AnalBeads November 25, 2006