Hairy Hotdog

Male genitalia

AKA - Purple Helmet Warrior, Pork Sword, Cock, Penis, Love Stick, Wang, Doodle, Fuck Stick, Heat Seeking Moisture Missile, Mutton Dagger, Fishing Rod, Ding dong, Ankle Spanker, Kidney Cracker, Giggle Stick, Love Whistle, Old Blind Bob, Hanging Johney, Taliwacker, Pocket Rocket, Engine cranker, Baby pocket, One Eyed Trouser Trout, Tube Steak.

Man my hairy Hotdog hurts.

Hairy Hotdog by Lord Schubert February 11, 2006

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hairy hot dog

YET another word for the penis!

I need to shave my hairy hot dog

hairy hot dog by darryl February 5, 2003

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hot dog hair

Hot dog hair is when you shave your hair down the middle but the keep the sides at their usual length. Basically, it is the opposite of a mohawk.

Wow Luke, your hot dog hair looks so good on you!

hot dog hair by ilovehotdoghair January 16, 2021

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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